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This one is posted below from rr:Ok everyone, hands up! Someone stole Rita’s deodorantthe latest Fill In the Blank contest
I see Rita has another bad day.
Dans says hands in the air!
We are going to do team building if it kills us.. now do it again... its fun to be at the Yyyyy
Who wants Pizza and Soda for lunch.Jeez IT people will do anything for cold pizza and warm soda.
Oops..Maybe I should have gotten a "push up" bra, rather then a "stick up" bra!
Ah, a perfect start to an interrogation!
Time for those benifit packages for next year !
I sure hope they are singing YMCA!!
maybe it was worth it to have extra garlic at lunch... this will be quick and easy
I hate it when Rita forgets to say "Simon Says 'Meeting's adjourned'."
Maybe I should work on my people skills... NAH!
Okay, now for the Underarm check before our marathon meeting!
Darn Camera Phones!! They know about Saturday night!!
"Why do they always do this when I ask who took my stapler?"
That's the last time I volunteer for the Employee Charitable Contribution Campaign...
That hypnosis class I took seems to be paying off. Slaves!
Who wants tomorrow off?
I guess they already found out management is going to "borrow" from the pension fund...DaveW.
I get the feeling I'm not going to like this team's progress report.orI told them failure was not an option... I should've mentioned something about surrender.
"ok, who's next?"
um, I wonder if they where talkingabout the last report...
I'm sure Rita did it. They never work together, let alone take the blame.
Wow, I only said we would be monitoring internet traffic from next week.
“They know something about who ate my lunch.”
And they say the art of negotiation is dead!Arg! I have you now me pretties! hahaha
... Frack. Rita's standing behind me, isn't she.
"And to think, I was having a good day."
I knew it was a bad idea when Rita wanted random deoderant testing included in employment contracts!
Good! Total surrender.
Obviously, someone told them this is a benefits review.
okay, the best armpit smell gets their name on perfume brand named after me !
But I didn't say "Simon says" yet!
I know I just turned Rita into a pile of dirt, but do they really need to do the wave???
Hmmm - no visible signs of panic - maybe i should try harder.
It would appear that the guy from Tech Support squealed.
Alright! Time for the daily deodorant check.
Yes! We WILL play "Dana Says"! I am Office Manager - FEAR ME!
I don't understand why they are giving up, all I said was we are upgrading to VISTA
Great! Rita's on another "Simon Says" power trip.
OK Now that I have their attention I forgot what I was going to say.
"No Roy, Jack Bauer did not send me in here..."
I better clarify that this "IRS Audit" means "Internal Report System Audit"
I just had to ask, didn't I?
This does not bode well for our hero...
Hey who wants to be on the compony soft ball team.
Danae says "Who wants to work late tonight to downgrade all computers from vista to xp"
I have to say I really like this last one. :)
I asked for volunteers, not victims!
When i said, hand it over, i meant your work.
I see that they heard about the possible pay reduction.
Ok fine... we will take 10 for a bathroom break.
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This one is posted below from rr:
Ok everyone, hands up! Someone stole Rita’s deodorant
the latest Fill In the Blank contest
I see Rita has another bad day.
Dans says hands in the air!
We are going to do team building if it kills us.. now do it again... its fun to be at the Yyyyy
Who wants Pizza and Soda for lunch.
Jeez IT people will do anything for cold pizza and warm soda.
Oops..Maybe I should have gotten a "push up" bra, rather then a "stick up" bra!
Ah, a perfect start to an interrogation!
Time for those benifit packages for next year !
I sure hope they are singing YMCA!!
maybe it was worth it to have extra garlic at lunch... this will be quick and easy
I hate it when Rita forgets to say "Simon Says 'Meeting's adjourned'."
Maybe I should work on my people skills... NAH!
Okay, now for the Underarm check before our marathon meeting!
Darn Camera Phones!! They know about Saturday night!!
"Why do they always do this when I ask who took my stapler?"
That's the last time I volunteer for the Employee Charitable Contribution Campaign...
That hypnosis class I took seems to be paying off. Slaves!
Who wants tomorrow off?
I guess they already found out management is going to "borrow" from the pension fund...
DaveW.
I get the feeling I'm not going to like this team's progress report.
or
I told them failure was not an option... I should've mentioned something about surrender.
"ok, who's next?"
um, I wonder if they where talking
about the last report...
I'm sure Rita did it. They never work together, let alone take the blame.
Wow, I only said we would be monitoring internet traffic from next week.
“They know something about who ate my lunch.”
And they say the art of negotiation is dead!
Arg! I have you now me pretties! hahaha
... Frack. Rita's standing behind me, isn't she.
"And to think, I was having a good day."
I knew it was a bad idea when Rita wanted random deoderant testing included in employment contracts!
Good! Total surrender.
Obviously, someone told them this is a benefits review.
okay, the best armpit smell gets their name on perfume brand named after me !
But I didn't say "Simon says" yet!
I know I just turned Rita into a pile of dirt, but do they really need to do the wave???
Hmmm - no visible signs of panic - maybe i should try harder.
It would appear that the guy from Tech Support squealed.
Alright! Time for the daily deodorant check.
Yes! We WILL play "Dana Says"! I am Office Manager - FEAR ME!
I don't understand why they are giving up, all I said was we are upgrading to VISTA
Great! Rita's on another "Simon Says" power trip.
OK Now that I have their attention I forgot what I was going to say.
"No Roy, Jack Bauer did not send me in here..."
I better clarify that this "IRS Audit" means "Internal Report System Audit"
I just had to ask, didn't I?
This does not bode well for our hero...
Hey who wants to be on the compony soft ball team.
Danae says "Who wants to work late tonight to downgrade all computers from vista to xp"
I have to say I really like this last one. :)
I asked for volunteers, not victims!
When i said, hand it over, i meant your work.
I see that they heard about the possible pay reduction.
Ok fine... we will take 10 for a bathroom break.
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